Saturday, January 16, 2010

Bringing Sexy Back

A bunch of people needed to do "check outs" (practical tests) so I volunteered to be the "client." I got a manicure, make-up, and my hair styled. Ruby had me in the chair while she flat-ironed my hair and it went like this:

Ruby: Miss Cynthia we gonna make you sexxxxxyyyyyy... your husband gonna be all "'baby, baby, whoa baby'.. when you get home"

Asia: You should go to the club with us Miss Cynthia, you be all sexy and everything. You got yourself some heels?

Me: The only heels I have are business-lady pumps (which isn't really true because back when I worked in advertising my friend Cheryl inspired me to get some really nice shoes -- but they really hurt my feet)

Ruby: (in a sing-song voice I can't even begin to figure out how to describe here) sexy, sexy, sexy.... Miss Cynthia is so sexy.....

Me: Ruby I am too fat to be sexy

Asia: What you talkin' 'bout?? (said with indignation and incredulousness), fat girls is IN right now!

Who knew?

1 comment:

chris ryan said...

It's your laughter that's so damn sexy. I miss hearing that over the cube wall! You go girl!